One night down at his parent's basement, Superboy Prime was busy trolling the DC forum board when he notices a thread that catches his eyes. "Superboy Prime makes a comeback!"

"Finally, Superboy Prime has his day!" he said

Then he opens a thread and saw a link...there he clicks it and...

To his horror is a music video from the 1980s of a homosexual ginger pop singer dancing...

We're no strangers to love...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

The scream is so loud and powerful that it made a huge tear in the fabric of space and time.