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British Petroleum (BP)

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 21st, 2010


One day I saw a bunch of executives and when i went in for a closer look, I realize those people works for BP. Knowing they're up to something, I decide to follow them so...I went and follow them.

"What could they be doing here?" I said to myself

I follow them to an old warehouse and there I hid behind some old furniture.

"So now that we have succeeded in setting the record for the worst oil spill in the history of mankind, well will take it up a notch!" one of them said

"What?" said the other

"Easy, lit the spill on fire so that way it'll become harder to clean up, that'll teach those no-good environmentalists for interfering our quest to harness the power of the Bermuda Triangle!"

"But how are we going to do that, no one succeeded in harness the power from that thing!"

Then the dude takes out a gun and shoots him

"Any questions?"

Then suddenly I sneezed...I really need to stop sneezing at the wrong time.

"INTRUDER!"

"Uh oh!"

Then the executive smiles, showing off his rotten teeth which made mine look shiny in comparison.

"There's no escaping now!" he said

I hold up my right hand and have my middle and index fingers together, soon i concentrate (It's been a while since I last used this).

All the men freaked out and dropped their weapons screaming "SNAKES!"

Then I ran out of the warehouse, turn around and fire my Kamehameha blast.

Then I said "Okay then..."


Comments

You misspelled 'British' in the title.

I was in a hurry, give me a break.

lol definitely saw that coming.