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Randum Short #3: The 7th Pick!

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 16th, 2010


Everybody waits in anticipation at the NFL draft as commissioner Pete Rozelle begins to announce the draft. It is the Giant's turn to pick and they haven't been able to make much of a breakthrough due to their struggles since 1963. The year is 1979 and fresh off from a disgraceful year where it was highlighted by the "Miracle in Meadowlands" the fans had enough.

Rozelle begins to announce the name before shaking his head and said "You have got to be kidding me..."

The Giant fans fears the worst...

"For the 7th pick, the Giants chose...*snickers* P...pffft....I'm sorry but teehehe....the Giants selected...Ph...Phil Si...Si...Simms...BWAHAHAHAHA!"

One of the fans screams while other yell "OH NO!"

"Who the hell is Phil Simms?"

Then after regaining his composure, Rozelle then said "Good luck in the 80s you losers, you're going to need it!" before breaking out into laughter once again.

Meanwhile...

Bill Walsh facepalms...

"Damn it, I was going to choose this guy!" he moaned

The scout then said "Well there's still Joe Montana,"

"Alright, do what you gotta do but I don't see him succeeding, he throws like a girl,"

The Giant fans begins to face the uncertain future as there's seemed to be no end in sight regarding the "Wilderness Era" the Giants are going through in the 70s...


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To those wondering, The "Wilderness Era" ended at 1981.