I ran into a Canadian tourist one day and he said "Hello there, wonderful weather eh?"

"Yeah, wonderful day," I said

"I better get going, see ya chap!"

I wonder if he's gay...

Anyway while looking for a place to stay, some obnoxious douche bag came up to my face and said "America sucks! This country have no awesome poutine and you guys lost Olympics ice hockey, HA!"

"Another Canadian?" I asked

"Your country's going down, seeing what happened in 2001 is awesome!" he laughed

I took out a gun and blow out part of his head, soon I was going to bury him but saw a homeless looking at us and he looked sad. In fact he looked like he was going to cry and I thought that he's going turn me in when he said "Are you going to eat that?"