I was at Walgreens when I notice a basket of chocolate easter eggs are on sale. Soon I start to have a creepy mental image of a flash movie I saw.

"I hope they won't mind..." I said to myself

Soon I pick up one of the eggs, unwrap it before taking another one which I would take off the bottom part of the foil.

Then few seconds later...

"Sir, what the hell are you doing?"

I turned around and accidentally shot out white creme from both eggs into the patron's face...

"Not only that it's a waste of good creme, you're also making a mockery of what we're selling, you better get out before we call the security,"

I smash the eggs on the patron's face and jump through the glass window to make a cool exit.

"WE HAVE A DOOR YOU KNOW!"