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Rabbits vs. Ducks

Posted by Idiot-Finder - August 4th, 2009


Yesterday a bunch of rabbits I have been taking care of for a while (before placing them in lawlmaster's care) have all lined up in Elmhurst in a battle against ducks. While it's happening, a DD member came in the middle of the street, face to face. As the wind blows with a tumbleweed rolling by, he take out a sword and tries to attack me without saying anything. I jump out of the way before ripping off a bumper from a car and start beating him with it. Once it's over, his body split open and his liver fell out, I picked it up and saved it.

I went home and received a call from lawlmaster, the rabbits won. Also with that I went to take a break when I remember there's something I have to take care of. Remember Chris Beer?

After booking a flight to New Zealand through a phone, I heard something outside. Notice that whenever I hear something, weird things happens? It happened again.

I walk out of the door and saw what's obviously another Chris Beer's clone.

"I've been all over the place but I will slay you NG faggot" he said

I took out a gun and shoots him in the face before he can show off his power. Remember each clones have their own different powers due to special drugs the have been given.

"That's anti-climatic" I said

Then the clone got up and said "I have no brain, remember?"

I quickly beat him to a pulp with a car bumper from before and it's finally over. Exhausted, I ate a liver to replenish some energy and that annoying teenager from before said "Ew, first you played that children's card game and now this? You need help. seriously!"

I'm going to beat the crap out of that kid one day...

Other than that, not much have been going on here but I'll be away for a while because once I made it to New Zealand, I'll need few days to recover from jetlag. After that I will find Chris Beer and put the end to the mess he helped fueled in the portal.


Comments

that must be the 5th time you (try to) go to New Zealand.
anyway, it's short but made my day :D

Wow, you really do attract a shitload of unwanted attention, don't ya?

Was it the same car bumper from before? Or a second car bumper?

It makes a difference, you know.

Yes the same.

I wonder what happens next time on... The Idiot Finder!