Earlier this morning while watching an episode of SpongeBob, I heard a loud music playing outside. I went out to check out what it was and there's two kids about 14 to 16 with a laptop and a speaker attached to it to amplify the sounds from the internet. I was wondering what could they be doing on a middle of the street when I noticed the caps they're wearing have picture of Drew Pickles on it. Realizing those are the members of Barney Bunch, I walk toward them while they were chattering away.

One of them turns to me and said "Hey, do you know a guy called 'Idiot-Finder'?"

"Why?" I said

"Were here to challenge him to a dance, I'm getting sick of him flagging my work of art!" the other whines

"That would be me" I said

Seeing that I have nothing better to do in the summer, might as well humor them. Remember while they're bunch of low lives file-swappers, at least they're not as bad as the Duck Division who have declared war on Newgrounds not long ago.

"So it's you, I'm PGLTSMMRS and it's nice to meet you" he said gaily while offering to shake hands before his buddy rebukes him

"You fool we're here to humiliate him, not make friends with him" he said

"Oh, sorry" PGLTSMMRS apologizes to his partner

"Well are you going to accept our challenge you coward?"

"I accept" I said

"Good, meet us at the bandhell in Forest Park at three"

Several hours later I arrived at the bandshell in Forest Park

"So you came, we thought you're going to chicken out" one said

"Yeah" said PGLTSMMRS

"So who starts first?" I said

"We will!"

PGLTSMMRS then goes to the laptop and chicken dance starts playing

"You idiot, not that song!"

"Sorry, wrong link"

Then a disco song starts playing

"Now it begins"

There the twosome starts dancing to the song...

Once it's over, the nameless partner said "Beat that! We served several people with this song!"

I walk to the laptop and search music videos in youtube, there I picked this...

AFter it was over, BB member walk to the laptop saying "Impressive, you're the first one to pass our first round of offense, can you handle this?"

Their next song starts to play and they begin to dance to this...

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

"Give up?"

I walk to the laptop and chose a song by almost equally "flamboyant" pop artist...

The Way She Came Into The Place
I Knew Right Then And There
There Was Something Different
About This Girl

The Way She Moved
Her Hair, Her Face, Her Lines
Divinity In Motion

As She Stalked The Room
I Could Feel The Aura
Of Her Presence
Every Head Turned
Feeling Passion And Lust

The Girl Was Persuasive
The Girl I Could Not Trust
The Girl Was Bad
The Girl Was Dangerous

I Never Knew But I Was
Walking The Line
Come Go With Me
I Said I Have No Time
And Don't You Pretend We Didn't
Talk On The Phone
My Baby Cried
She Left Me Standing Alone

She's So Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
Take Away My Money
Throw Away My Time
You Can Call Me Honey
But You're No Damn Good For Me

She Came At Me In Sections
With The Eyes Of Desire
I Fell Trapped Into Her
Web Of Sin
A Touch, A Kiss
A Whisper Of Love
I Was At The Point
Of No Return

Deep In The Darkness Of
Passion's Insanity
I Felt Taken By Lust's
Strange Inhumanity
This Girl Was Persuasive
This Girl I Could Not Trust
The Girl Was Bad
The Girl Was Dangerous

I Never Knew
But I Was Living In Vain
She Called My House
She Said You Know My Name
And Don't You Pretend
You Never Did Me Before
With Tears In Her Eyes
My Baby Walked Out The Door

She's So Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
Take Away My Money
Throw Away My Time
You Can Call Me Honey
But You're No Damn Good For Me

Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
I Have To Pray To God
'Cause I Know How
Lust Can Blind
It's A Passion In My Soul
But You're No Damn Lover
Friend Of Mine

I Can not Sleep Alone Tonight
My Baby Left Me Here Tonight
I Cannot Cope 'Til It's All Right
You And Your Manipulation
You Hurt My Baby

And Then It Happened
She Touched Me
For The Lips Of
A Strange Woman
Drop As A Honeycomb
And Her Mouth Was
Smoother Than Oil
But Her Inner Spirit And Words
Were As Sharp As
A Two-Edged Sword
But I Loved It
'Cause It's Dangerous

Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
Take Away My Money
Throw Away My Time
You Can Call Me Honey
But You're No Damn Good For Me

Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
Take Away My Money
Throw Away My Time
You Can Call Me Honey
But You're No Damn Good For Me

Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
Take Away My Money
Throw Away My Time
You Can Call Me Honey
But You're No Damn Good For Me

Dangerous
The Girl Is So Dangerous
I Have To Pray To God
'Cause I Know How
Lust Can Blind
It's A Passion In My Soul
But You're No Damn Lover
Friend Of Mine

"Oh no" PGLTSMMRS cried

"Curse you and that pedo's moonwalk (despite the fact that it's been proven otherwise), you may have have won but remember it's not over, we'll be back!" the nameless yelled

"What are we going to do now?" said PGLTSMMRS

"We'll go back to our group to recuperate, this is the worst serving I have suffered since watching that shitty movie by that name!" he said before they left

Yeah they'll be back, sure...

I'm being sarcastic.