I was taking a stroll when I notice there's a "Weird Science" fair being held at Forest Park, having nothing better to do I decide to check it out. Just to let you know it's the largest concentration of nerds I have ever seen since that card game tournament, seriously. After observing one invention after another, something caught my eye. Ever had a dream where you get to explore in a television shows and films? It's like a trip to an alternate reality...or at least that's what they said to I decided to go and check it out.

One of the inventors was making a lecture and I notice of the the co-workers is the guy from Radio Shack.

"...as you can see it's not fully operational but with a little more work a person can be inside a television show or a movie longer than five minutes, that is all"

The audience laughed because they think they're full of crap and I don't blame them. Once they left I went to take a closer look at the machine as the inventors went to take a break while the guy who was supposed to guard it is in the outhouse. There I notice a cover of "The Blackhole" vhs is on the desk, ignoring that I push the red button on the top of the remote and then suddenly I got sucked into the television screen. There I find myself in a unfamiliar area, I look around and there I realized I'm in a spaceship Cygnus (I seen clips of that movie in youtube).

Suddenly the ship began to shake, it's breaking apart as it heads toward the blackhole...they should rewind the tape next time. Soon a group of robot sentries shows up and I took out my pistol to shoot them, but the bullets bounced off harmlessly against their armor. Soon they start firing laser beams at me, I performed series of backflips to dodge them.

"This isn't good" I said

Soon Cygnus begins to break apart

"You again?!" a voice boomed, I recognized that voice

"Radio Shack dude, how do I get out?" I yelled as I hide from the robots

"The portal will open in 2 minutes near the window, you have 30 seconds to get in or it'll close, also you really need to stop touching people's things"

Soon the portal appears

"Now go!"

I was ready to do so but saw a robot drones (one of Cygnus ill-fated crew members) stumbling in the hall, without thinking I carried him and jump to the portal just seconds before it close up. After seeing burst streams of light and flying past several stars, another light appears at the end of the tunnel. After blacking out for a moment, I regain consciousness and saw several people looking at me, then I realize the crew member I saved is still on my back.

"Are we interrupting something?"

"It's not what it looks like, I swear!"